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FREAKING CALLS EVERYWHERE !!!!!

By 07:40

  FREAKING CALLS EVERYWHERE 
({[<DONT CUT THE CALL AND DON’T SWITCH OFF THE PHONE>]})

WOW WOW WOW , after reading three posts you will wonder we will have lot’s of fun .....

(I will tell you about preparation and performance in FRESHER’S PARTY in the next post)
It is true , but 8-9 days before FRESHER’S PARTY some seniors told us that if you interact with some seniors e.g. seniors of your branch, seniors which carry the same student’s registration no. (SR no.)As yours , you will definitely get benefitted ,,,,,, some benefits are:::---
·       Generally the S.R. no. Senior have the right to ragg you
·       His/her friends have the right to ragg you
·       You will have a rola that “you know the seniors , to yeh hame bhi bacha lega bhai”
·     
            If a senior is your friend than most of the works in college become easy
·       They will updated you about fresher’s party.
·       They can save you if they want

Since , freshers were not allowed to go outside the hostel initially so, facebook ,whatsapp, call , message is our only option to interact.
Seniors also told to learn INTRO , MUSKI,KEEL , TECHNICAL SONG before interacting with seniors so some freshers were like “ratt lo yaar nahi to mare jayenge ” and some were like  “saala jo hoga dekha jaayega”
So honestly telling you , i belong to jo hoga dekha jayega category  and was robin too ,,,, but since anurag was ragged previously on college canteen (seniors ka adda )  therefore he learned or murmured them all.
I was not saying that i will not learn , i told everybody that i will learn it on fresher’s party morning...............
One night i thought to play prank call as a senior to my friends and take ragging of them    ha ha ha ha ...
Now time to introduce our next chu character SHUBHAM DHAMMA
Very famously known as MAUT OR LAMA(basically a type of goat lives on mountain you can check it’s photo )

He got his name lama without any reason(name given by J&K),,,,,i think he somehow looks like a real lama

He got his second name MAUT as we don’t have wifi so we started playing the best android multiplayer game MINI MILITIA (very addictive game ),,, when we play and call him ,,, as he entered the room he says<AAJ TUM SABKI MAUT AAYI HAI, maut > Saale ne itna pakaya ki uska naam maine maut rakh diya,,,, abe yaar ek game mei 50 baar bolta tha..
He never abuse anybody in his lifetime(maan bhi lo yaar) so we <i and my friends> thought how would he face ragging and speak MUSKI KEEL AND TECHNOLIGICAL SONG as they include abusive language
So we perform prank call <call done by Arnav srivastava > to lama
And ARNAV perform better ,, lama was even told that  “saale tu wish nahi karta hai isliye hum aa rahe hai LV new hostel , hamari jan pehchan hai baha kai guard se tu ruk saale ab teri mar lenge bachke kaha jaayega” lama ki potty nikal gayi and he said <yaaro meri MAUT aayi hai>
Wow wow wow after that it became a trend of chutiya banana of your friends

From every where sounds can be listen like –
·       Sir , yes sir
·       Good afternoon, good morning , good evening , good night
·       Sounds of intro
·       Sounds of muski
·       Sounds of keel
·       Sounds of technical song

FOLLOWING ARE THE FREINDS OF MINE WHOS HUTIYA IS CUTTED OFF-
1.    J&k (REAL NAME ABHI GUPTA)
2.    SHUBHAM DHAMMA (MAUT / LAMMA)
3.    AND MANY OTHERS


May god give their blessing that night to all of them who were haunted THAT night

IN THE END I WANTED TO TELL YOU “CAKE KATO PAR KISIKA HUUTIYAN MAT KAATO”
BUT REALLY ENJOYED THAT NIGHT AND BY THIS WE LEFT A NEW PRANK TO OUR FRIENDS ,RELATIVES, AND GOOD WISHER

THEREFORE A GORGEOUS MEMORY WAS ADDED IN THAT KNIGHT AND THAT KNIGHT WAS KEPT IN OUR MOST CHARMFUL AND BLUSHING COLLEGE LIFE



THANKS GOD FOR MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND OFCOURSE THANK YOU TO ALL OF YOU USER FOR YOUR TIME

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