Hidden HBTU Stories

Ever thought of a unsettled life style ? or you have image set that Engineers are Messy ? Here's HBTI HUTYIYAPA to break all *Messiness* records xD

FIRST CLASS TEST OF COLLEGE

As all of us are born intelligent and we thik that we have unlimited potential (but never find it in our whoe lifetime) , the first thing after all of that 12 classes , or 13 classes in case of repeaters , first thing came in our mind is how is our college life , how is it’s infrastructure  , how are girls/boys there , but the most important thing that came is , that buddy i will came first in my college

We thought that we will top the college after getting admission in it , and also say it frequently to our family

But after two or three weeks all of this hauwa that college teachers (PROFESSORS) will teach  like school / coaching teachers , we almost left studying subjects , copy and paste assignments done by 2-3 students out of the class of 60 students  ,
The biggest stone that came in our way is how are college papers , are they tough or are they easy , are they tricky , are question in  papers are coming from book , wow wow so much question arises before preparing , So in order to live our dream we approach to our seniours and ask all these questions , but all of them give the same answer – paper is easy and will come from book

They also say you don’t need to study daily , actual preparation starts 2 days before exam , my friends I thought how a syllabus of almost 2 months can be crack in 2 days (but honestly telling you it is true , oh yes it is true)
So I thought of preparing daily in order to get atleast 85 % marks in first year, but i forget where i am , i am in college , as already told time spent like flow of water , nothing to regret because we came  college not only for study

I with my friends  completely wasted the starting 2 months  , but i know what is running in the class and what has been taught in the previous class <oh yes I am intelligent ofcourse> so became confident about crackin the CT
Robin is the only friend who has started preparation 1 month before
Now came the official date of CT 14 september 2016 , there is silence everywhere in hostel and campus , but thanks god it postponed and the date shift to 19 september 2016 , so i thought god has gave me 6 days extra for preparing , but they all again wasted , but further the date has been shifted to 26 september 2016 because of placement companies so i with my friends thought “ saala ab to college top hi kar denge “ but again those in-between days went in ruin
Now came the judgement day 24 september , i studied from 9 pm to 7 am continuously with 2 breaks of half an hour (we don’t have class on 24 , 25 because all of us did mass bunk) same goes on 25 and on 26 I sleep for only 3 hours give my first CT and completely cracked it
Same thing runs for the next 3 days because we have 5 papers in 3 days , actually i started preparing (oh sorry started studing )on 2 days before exem , i don’t even know what is the syllabus of CT on 23 , but completely ready for my first CT on 7 am of the exam day

This is the strength of engineers

All my CT ‘s  are cracked by me except of mechanical due to misprint of that paper i get only  7 marks out of 15 ,

But thanks god i with my friends bammed the exam
So for freshers a simple message if you study daily it’s good , but you cant get 100 marks out of that 15 marks , don’t forget you are here to live your life and dream

So never get tensed about that college papers whether they are CT or

end- sem you are enough capable to crack it in 3 days believe me the only thing not to forget is masti , because once passed out of the colllege you will never get the chance to live this very very beautiful college life

Now , hoping good result for me , my friends and infact everybody.
MASTI ::  EVERY COLLEGE STUDENT’S RIGHT
Masti hutiyapa is nothing but spending time with friends basically masti is the type of fun which we celebrate for the first time with our friends in our lifetime and can never forget
Hello everyone now it’s time to reveal the actual secrets hbti college masti life .

Till now our friend circle was born and ready to hunt other’s,for few days we thought how to live every moment, we observe every minute .

One day Arnav by seeing J&K sleeping thought to lift his bed off but as u already know we didn’t succeed  for three times. But unfortunately the only room in the hostel is J&K romm which has broad opening of gate so bed can we easily lifted off,so our location was set but have to switch over other target that is sankalp sinha (the CR of computer science and engineering branch).

That night he took a medicine as he had throat problem so i with all friends went to his room call J&K, he opened the door ,took his bed off and put him in the  gallery,,,,,,,,,,
Now you even can’t think what happened next..??????

I with my friend anurag and arpit shoot some pictures in SEX position with him but he even didn’t woke up
We took him in the balcony and gather students then lift his bed off for about 1 metre and let him fall in the very natural power gravity

He suddenly woke up with screaming ,rub his eyes and see a bulk of students staring at him.....most funniest moment in my entire life......

But my  friends as we were fresher’s so we didn’t quit on that ,,, after  roughly 20 minutes later on J&K was smiling at some LULL BAAT
Suddenly DIVYANSHU (DP) pulled his lower off and then j&k was on his chaddi screaming “areeee yarrrrrr tummmm mereeeee saaathhhhh kyyyaaaaa kkkaaarrrrrrrrrr rrrraaahhheeeeeee hoooon”;
We just died of laughter then starts the NANGA NACH we suddenly started running towards DP to pull his LOWER as he was the first to start it and now guys u don’t have the idea what happened next..??

Later on after 10 steps i came to know that i was the target, yes i was the prey i cant believe and suddenly i was surrounded by almost 7 person who are excited to see me in chaddi..<><><><

But thanks god i lay down to ground put my hands in my pocket and ready to fight up to my lat breathe and then after seeing my half buuttt  they were ready to set me freeee <thanks god>

That feeling is like coming out of forest of lions<><><><>

This is our first masti night and then the series of MASTI NIGHT’s CONTINUES........... 

FRESHER’S PARTY :”A HAWUA WE MADE OF IT ”


Yo yo friends ready to read the next hidden story so lets go:
As 20-25 days were spend like the flow of air ,the fresher’s party is coming nearer  , not more than 20 students meet the seniors out of all college freshers

Our first feeling is how seniors look like , are they our friend or our enemy,,,,,,

But later on we thought they are seniors and have the right to accept respect from us
In every college ,There is a form of introduction which is generally called  intro all freshers include me were in fear of ragging but learning the intro as it the only way to show respect

In HBTI there is also KEEL AND MUSKI AND TECHNICAL SONG which were expected from freshers to learn before freshers party.
There is also dress code for every college for freshers,,, in hbti there is a formal shirt (white) with black pant and formal shoes.......
So we all students arranged it

Now came the morning, every one is super damn excited to watch there first and last freshers party as a fresher
(believe me my friends ragging is very funny for freshers and had a unique experience and never fear of it just enjoy your life as you get life only once my friend and not forget that you become a fresher only once in your entire lifetime so never get disappointed by ragging and seniors if you were ragged)

But thanks to respected Mr. Rajat Srivastava sir and his team to organize such a FFFFAAAAAADDDDDUUUUU freshers party and save many freshers from even that basic intro
Thanks Rajat Sir and his team once again
Respected rajat sir is participating in the election for COPA secretary position and one the best seniors i have ever met...


Wow wow we freshers  bammed  the freshers party standing ovation to all the participants and viewers and teacher’s  .
Especially my five friends took participation to perform and set fire on stage
Firstly start’s with Anurag performance as u know he plays ELECTRIC GUITAR he performed two times , my hairs on hands just get off as his performance was going on ,,,seriously i screamed that he is my roommate and hooted till my throat burst off.....
He also sings VANDE MATRAM in my vision he is my  A R Rehman  watching him on stage was like watching A.R Rehman live
Proud of my chaddi buddy

Secondly my friend Sankalp sinha
He plays guitar and sings ,his voice was best suited for singing
Infact in my opinion he was born to sing 
Although unfortunately he had a problem in his throat  but still he was ready to set fire, but don’t worry u did your job best and nothing can perform better than you
Don’t worry U exist in our hearts and our kamina friend always ready to sing

Third friend is Arnav srivastava , he performed drama ::
He was a LULL child initially which mistakenly drinks CHEMICAL X and become a LULL HULK killing people no body can stop him except his childhood friend (girl) and the action drama ends in a romantic way
Fourth and fifth friends Arpit gupta and Vidit Kabra (kobra )perform anchoring and to speak about the next performance
Our very best fresher’s party finally ends with some REFRESHMENTS
Believe me my friends FRESHER’S PARTY WITHIN ITSELF IS UNIQUE AND YOU CAN NEVER LIVE IT AS A FRESHER SO DONT WORRY ABOUT SENIORS AND RAGGING JUST ENJOY IT , LIVE IT AND BAAAMMMMEEDDDDD IT

THANKS AGAIN GOD TO GIVE ME MY FRIENDS , FAMILY,AND SPECIALLY HBTI KANPUR.


  FREAKING CALLS EVERYWHERE 
({[<DONT CUT THE CALL AND DON’T SWITCH OFF THE PHONE>]})

WOW WOW WOW , after reading three posts you will wonder we will have lot’s of fun .....

(I will tell you about preparation and performance in FRESHER’S PARTY in the next post)
It is true , but 8-9 days before FRESHER’S PARTY some seniors told us that if you interact with some seniors e.g. seniors of your branch, seniors which carry the same student’s registration no. (SR no.)As yours , you will definitely get benefitted ,,,,,, some benefits are:::---
·       Generally the S.R. no. Senior have the right to ragg you
·       His/her friends have the right to ragg you
·       You will have a rola that “you know the seniors , to yeh hame bhi bacha lega bhai”
·     
            If a senior is your friend than most of the works in college become easy
·       They will updated you about fresher’s party.
·       They can save you if they want

Since , freshers were not allowed to go outside the hostel initially so, facebook ,whatsapp, call , message is our only option to interact.
Seniors also told to learn INTRO , MUSKI,KEEL , TECHNICAL SONG before interacting with seniors so some freshers were like “ratt lo yaar nahi to mare jayenge ” and some were like  “saala jo hoga dekha jaayega”
So honestly telling you , i belong to jo hoga dekha jayega category  and was robin too ,,,, but since anurag was ragged previously on college canteen (seniors ka adda )  therefore he learned or murmured them all.
I was not saying that i will not learn , i told everybody that i will learn it on fresher’s party morning...............
One night i thought to play prank call as a senior to my friends and take ragging of them    ha ha ha ha ...
Now time to introduce our next chu character SHUBHAM DHAMMA
Very famously known as MAUT OR LAMA(basically a type of goat lives on mountain you can check it’s photo )

He got his name lama without any reason(name given by J&K),,,,,i think he somehow looks like a real lama

He got his second name MAUT as we don’t have wifi so we started playing the best android multiplayer game MINI MILITIA (very addictive game ),,, when we play and call him ,,, as he entered the room he says<AAJ TUM SABKI MAUT AAYI HAI, maut > Saale ne itna pakaya ki uska naam maine maut rakh diya,,,, abe yaar ek game mei 50 baar bolta tha..
He never abuse anybody in his lifetime(maan bhi lo yaar) so we <i and my friends> thought how would he face ragging and speak MUSKI KEEL AND TECHNOLIGICAL SONG as they include abusive language
So we perform prank call <call done by Arnav srivastava > to lama
And ARNAV perform better ,, lama was even told that  “saale tu wish nahi karta hai isliye hum aa rahe hai LV new hostel , hamari jan pehchan hai baha kai guard se tu ruk saale ab teri mar lenge bachke kaha jaayega” lama ki potty nikal gayi and he said <yaaro meri MAUT aayi hai>
Wow wow wow after that it became a trend of chutiya banana of your friends

From every where sounds can be listen like –
·       Sir , yes sir
·       Good afternoon, good morning , good evening , good night
·       Sounds of intro
·       Sounds of muski
·       Sounds of keel
·       Sounds of technical song

FOLLOWING ARE THE FREINDS OF MINE WHOS HUTIYA IS CUTTED OFF-
1.    J&k (REAL NAME ABHI GUPTA)
2.    SHUBHAM DHAMMA (MAUT / LAMMA)
3.    AND MANY OTHERS


May god give their blessing that night to all of them who were haunted THAT night

IN THE END I WANTED TO TELL YOU “CAKE KATO PAR KISIKA HUUTIYAN MAT KAATO”
BUT REALLY ENJOYED THAT NIGHT AND BY THIS WE LEFT A NEW PRANK TO OUR FRIENDS ,RELATIVES, AND GOOD WISHER

THEREFORE A GORGEOUS MEMORY WAS ADDED IN THAT KNIGHT AND THAT KNIGHT WAS KEPT IN OUR MOST CHARMFUL AND BLUSHING COLLEGE LIFE



THANKS GOD FOR MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND OFCOURSE THANK YOU TO ALL OF YOU USER FOR YOUR TIME
LIFE  :  AN  ENDLESS  JOURNEY..........





As we all know that life is a topic which can’t be explained , but can be discussed ONLY.

According to me life is like a pebble in the  flowing water , friends trust me never, ever curse your life , live the life you want ,make the best out of it whatever be the situation is,

Never be influenced by others because they are also human beings and they also born without any knowledge , therefore why can’t be learn that thing    1)    Never  be distracted by girls/boys  , extra curricular hobbies ,stupid games and most importantly friends.

Please please never follow the point 1 let me try to convience you:-

The theory of life is crystal clear, basically it means playing in one stroke.....

We get the chance to live only once ,  think about  your mother , your father, brothers and sisters , you have to prove yourself for them

Please please never fight with them , the day you fight with them means the end of their life.......................................................

Ofcourse yes it is the end of many lives ,your mother which never sleep when electricity goes off ,your father didn’t spend much time because of you ,  and think what they get in return ,

Your father get the blame of not spending much time with you , yes he has to listen it when you do some mistake....

So much emotional paragraph but true therefore give 10 seconds and think of them their sacrifices please don’t cry as life will give you several chances to fulfil them

Thank you my friend for giving your precious time, as all of us know that life is too short to live therefore enjoy every moment whether you are black/white , tall/short, fat/thin , weak/powerful

One of the most essential element of life are kamine friends , live them but please never strike knife in their back , if you make a friend then play that role till your last breathe

Infact life means performance upto your last breathe, you have to live for your friends,family ,teachers , and of couse girls/boys (now you guys can smile a little bit)

I till now cant understand why do we make enemies,
Yaar you have to live each moment whether that moment is favourable or not....

 Let me tell you with the story of mine

I myself have passed through the most worst 4 moments of my life which i never wish even for my enemies

1 ) failed to get into the IIT after 12 standard

2 ) failed to get into IIT after 13 standard

3 ) seeing my parents becoming helpless and sad about point 1 and 2

Even i took 3 years coaching from kota (city which  give birth to almost every iitian)

4) my mom’s operation (thank god she is fine now)

If i thought i was dumb and  also i am not even good at any  extra curricular activity

At that time Everything goes black and there was dark and silence everywhere

But hey i have to live for them in any case so i think ‘jo bhi hoga acha hi hoga and prey god for giving very very very very best parents in the world’

I would love and prefer to die if not able to get birth from my parent’s my lovely mom and my caring father again (love you mummy and papa) and if i not become the younger brother of my best best brother

My mummy name is SUMAN SAXENA

MY FATHER name is SARVESH KUMAR SAXENA

MY ELDER BROTHER’S NAME IS AMAN SAXENA (LOVE YOU BHAIYA)

SO WHY not u can do something for them and live for them

As we got the chance to live only once so now question arises what to do for ourselves ?

Basically answer is hang out with friends make girlfriend/boyfriend spend time with them but make a parallel track for studies/work also , as it is the medium which provides facilities to them for their comfortable life

So please girls please please never got arrogant  and for boys never irritate them , WE ALL HERE TO PROVE US , AND TO PROVE OUR FAMILY

Trust me ,don’t go on that thing i am a first year college student ,if you believe yourself , have faith in god ,follow your parents and brother/sister ,there will a bright spot of light directly coming from that god’s home , there will be trees everywhere, birds everywhere, your mummy  and your father standing in front of you saying “you proved yourself my son/child” and will be thankful to you to make their life successful , your brother/sister crying with joy , you can feel the presence of god in them

 THREE LINE’S  FROM MY HEART:-                                                          1)    “LIFE IS LIKE ONE CHANCE TO PERFORM”
     2)   “YOUR SINGLE LIFE AFFECT THE LIFE’S OF YOUR PARENTS AND BROTHERS/SISTERS”

     3)  “ THEIR LIFE’S MOTIVE IS BASICALLY YOUR SUCCESS  AND IT WILL WE ONLY COMPLETED WITH YOUR LIFE’S SUCCESS OTHERWISE YOU WILL WASTE YOUR AND THEIR LIFE {THINK OF IT AS THEY ALSO GET LIFE ONLY ONCE , YOUR FAILURE TO THEM WILL BE LIKE LOSE  THE CRICKET GAME WHEN NEEDED ONLY  1 RUN IN A OVER}”

Friends life as well as time will go on and never wait for you (they never wait even for your parents)

So lets together make a oath::--
“whatever be the situation i will never let them down but even if i get failure , then i also  live my  life HOLDING THEIR HAND forgetting about FAILURE , AND WALK WITH THEM TILL THE END”

Do masti as much as you want , play games, eat food, do bakwaas (uska apna maja hai)

remember,only once you live , and get the chance to serve them only once

So thank you guys for reading hope some of you changed their lifes after reading this post (THE MOTIVE OF THIS ARTICLE IS TO CHANGE SOME OF YOUR LIFE)

THIS IS ME ANKUR SAXENA




AND MY FREINDS ROBIN AND ANURAG WITHOUT WHOM I CANT IMAGINE MY COLLEGE LIFE


IN THE END REMEMBER “EVERY SINGLE BREATHE YOU TAKE HAVE MANY PERSON’S CONTRIBUTION IN IT DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY”



ELECTIONS - Nightmare For 1st  Year xD






ELECTIONS were coming near and so , the environment of tension and curiosity…
Most of the seniors told us we freshers “you are freshers and you can be influenced easily ”  but let me tell you that being FRESHERS doesn’t mean *Chutiya*  , we can also judge with our common sense.

But let me tell you , as i am a fresher , 
I get frustrated sometimes because of campaigning being on extreme level , we don’t even get time to have breakfast ,lunch.
 
We spend days without even knowing what was made for us.
Seriously, I with Ankur  , Robin (Room mates) , Saurabh, Sankalp live on 2 litre cold drink bottles for about one and half week , we have to  leave our snacks !

Seniors didn’t get time to campaign for their team , they were not allowed to meet FIRST YEAR FRESHERS after college time , and also were not allowed to enter our LV NEW hostel and LV OLD hostel for campaigning ,
SERIOUSLY SALUTE TO ALL THE SENIORS
EACH AND EVERY SENIOR IS EQUALLY IMPORTANT TO ME AND I RESPECT THEM ALL WITH THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART

You can’t imagine what hardwork they did for campaigning.
They also left food, classes, masti time, every senior did their best and their determination level was really
 appreciable.






But in the END there was curiosity everywhere, some students were CHUTIYA and they started terrifying others saying that their votes will be revealed and seniors will come to know who voted whom.
The night before the election is a night that I will remember my entire life
Every branch’s CR set up their meetings to convince the students to give information about election and influence masoom bachhe (Yes really xD)
I am not saying that every CR was doing same but THERE WERE SOME CRs WHO WERE DOING THAT CHUTIYAPA WORK
THERE ARE SOME BACKCHODH STUDENTS WHO WERE INFLUENCING THEIR BRANCH CRs AND BRANCH STUDENTS
THE LAST NIGHT WAS SPENT IN A TERRIBLE MANNER , EVERYONE was influencing others about their groups, there was mess all around.
In the end elections went well and here is the list of the winners::--

1    1)  COUNCIL OF PERFORMING ARTS :-






    RESPECTED Mr. RAJAT SRIVASTAVA SIR  (won the election by 546 votes)
      Really I with my friends got the golden opportunity to watch the history making
)         
      2) HOBBY CLUB :-




     RESPECTED Mr. SOURAV TOMAR SIR (won the election by 24 votes)

3     3)   LITERATURE CLUB :-



     
          RESPECTED Mr. AMIT BATRA SIR (won the election by 318 votes)

      4)   PHOTOGRAPHY CLUB:-

     
   
  RESPECTED Mr. KABIR RAZA SIR (won the election by 136 votes)

     5)    YOGA CLUB :-




     RESPECTED Mr. ANOOP MISHRA SIR (won the election by 217 votes )



VERY VERY HEARTIEST WISHES TO ALL THE WINNERS and hope that EACH AND EVERY SENIOR WILL FULLFILL THEIR AGENDAS
THANK GOD ELECTIONS WERE OVER WITH SUCH A PLEASANT ENVIRONMENT ,







NOW THE FIRST CLASS TEST (CT) is coming near. Hope every student will focus on their study and will pass the first CT with flying colors.
ONCE AGAIN CONGRATULATION TO ALL THE WINNERS
And let me tell you all viewers once again that the image of HBTI increased manifolds in my head.
Thank God for giving me such a great college : HBTI  , such great friends and of course in the end , thank again for giving me such great and inspiring SENIORS .




Masti , hutiyapa is nothing but spending time with friends. Basically masti is the type of fun which is above level which overwhelms us  for the first time with our friends and can never be forgotten.
Hello everyone now it’s time to reveal the actual secrets HBTI xD masti life.
Now our friend circle was Vast and ready to hunt other’s life,for few days we thought how spend every moment, but now masti has begun :D
One day Arnav  after seeing J&K sleeping thought to lift his bed off ground , but as u already know we didn’t succeed in lifting his bed for three times. But unfortunately the only room in the hostel is J&K room which has wide opening of gate so bed can we easily be lifted out,so our location was set but have to switch over other target that of whose bed has to lifted off , this time is was sankalp sinha (the CR of computer science and engineering branch).

This is sankalp being fucked in corridor xD

That night sankalp took medicines as he had throat problem and was in deep sleep so i with all friends went to his room and phoned J&K, he opened the door which was locked from inside (this is level of bakchodi),took his bed off with utmost care and put him in the  gallery first (He’s freaking heavy man :D)…took rest and continue his bed journey further.
Now can you even think what happened next..??????
I with my friend Ankur and arpit shoot some pictures in different SEX position with him but he even didn’t woke up buwahahahaah (Raped!)
After everyone took chance to get pictures with sankalp in Ashllel positions ,we took him in the balcony and gather students from all over the LV NEW hostel, then four of us lifted his bed off for about 1 metre in air and let him fall in the very natural power gravity :D
He suddenly woke up with a huge scream , he was In a trauma ,rubbed his eyes and see a bulk of students staring at him.....most funniest moment in my entire life......buwahahahaha xD Epic moment it was. Just Imagine waking in college balcony with sky above you and whole of the hostel staring.



this is sankalp's video after he woke up screaming in open air xD 



But my  friends as we were fresher’s and had too much energy to stop , we didn’t quit our backchodi  ,,, after  roughly 20 minutes later J&K was smiling at some *LULL BAAT* , we all had grin on our faces after that.
Suddenly DIVYANSHU (DP) pulled his lower off and then j&k held on his chaddi screaming “areeee yarrrrrr tummmm mereeeee saaathhhhh kyyyaaaaa kkkaaarrrrrrrrrr rrrraaahhheeeeeee hoooon”;
We just died of laughter then starts the NANGA NACH we suddenly started running towards DP to pull his LOWER as he was the first to start it and now guys u don’t have the idea what happened next..??
Later on after 10 steps i came to know that i was the target, yes i was the prey i cant believe and suddenly i was surrounded by almost 7 person who are excited to pull off my chaddi..<><><><
But thanks god i lay down to ground put my hands in my pocket and ready to fight up to my last breath(you have to do that , to saave your ass) and then after seeing my half buuttt  they were ready to set me freeee <thanks god>
That feeling is like coming out of forest saving your ass from lions<><><><>
This was our first masti night and then the series of MASTI NIGHT’s CONTINUES...........
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